Is There No Help for the Widow's Son, Masonry, Joseph Smith, & Dan Brown

I would hit that like a vending machine with a stuck bag of chips!

I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned the king of england

I'd hit it like a retard with a new drum set

I'd hit it like the asteroid that started the ice age.

I'd hit it like Whitney on a crack pipe.

I'd hit it like Ike Turner.

I'd hit it like a gay son at BYU.

I'd hit it like a pogo stick.

I'd hit it like Danny Bonaduce on a date with a hooker.

I'd hit it like the Enola Gay.

I'd hit it like the milk bottles in a carnival game.

I'd hit it like Ken Jennings Jeopardy button.